Esther Seyffarth
Esther Seyffarth
Recently, I've been thinking about bouldering a lot, and I'd like to generate a book about how it feels to be finding your way up the wall. _First, I got...
Instead of distracting myself from work by doing a silly NaNoGenMo project, this year I want to _aid_ my work with the silly NaNoGenMo project I'll attempt. I'm working on...
I generated a simplified version of _Moby Dick_ for [NaNoLiPo](https://github.com/ojahnn/NaNoLiPo2018). It's only 1874 words, but I think it fits here too. Sample text: ``` "Better and better, man. "Can'st not...
Bob* builds a corpus. Bob collects texts. The texts are Aramaic. Bob scans a book. The book contains transliterations. (A transliteration spells words: The text used one alphabet. The transliteration...
_When sixty winters shall wear out thy health, And dig long trenches in thy grace's skin, Thy youth's strong coat, now showing today's wealth, Running a ladder, weak, and tearing...
What a disgrace! This... apparition, this unbelievable exemplar of humanity, he is such a waste of time. At first, his companionship fills you with joy and happiness, but then, as...
Listen up, friends, 'cause I'll tell you a story of oulipo-social and fuckable flags. It's a riff on a tweet that was posted by dril on a beautiful Monday in...
My Christmas vacation activity itinerary: \- Go visit family: Necessary, unavoidable. \- Climb: Social activity! Entertaining, recreational! \- Eat: Serious consumption, presumably. \- Sleep. Amount probably insufficient... \- Meet buddies!...
[ESTHRYFAM] \- AHEM \- MH? \- HEY ESTHER \- YEAH? \- MS ESTHER SEYFFARTH? \- MHM \- ESTHER... A SHE? \- YEAH \- HER? \- YEAH, YEAH \- THEY, THEM?...
Noticing nothingness: Mutineers, mutinying. Mystifications, mystifying. Charmingly characterizing champions: Adoring admirers withholding witnesses. Persuading perspectives. Protesting proverbially, scrutinizing scrupulously. Sneaking, smuggling, soliloquizing. Shouldering shovels. Pointless pocketing -- toppling tombstones --...