Added bookmarklet
Hey Victor!
Added a bookmarklet for your readers.
This is the experience, it's like your website, but for the New York Times!

I passed your code at the bottom of the page though this minifier, and created the bookmarklet with MrColes.
The delay to initialize the bookmarklet is <1 second, from loading jQuery 2.0.3. No easy way around that, but otherwise it works great!
-Evan
Is there a step-by-step video on how to add this bookmarklet to my webpage?
Presumably, you can just add this text as a bookmarked link in your browser. Check the documentation of your browser on how to do that. I can take no responsibillity for the safety of the code, though, as I have not verified it.
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