crappy-commit

Basically, this program will run:

git add -A
git commit -m $CRAPPY_MESSAGE
git push

Obviously, it will replace $CRAPPY_MESSAGE with an actual crappy message.

INSTALLING

If you like wget:

wget -O - https://raw.githubusercontent.com/obiwanakin/crappy-commit/master/crapinstall.sh | bash

If you're a curl-er:

curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/obiwanakin/crappy-commit/master/crapinstall.sh | bash

HELP

Simply run the command crap in a git repo to add all files and push with a crappy commit message. If you want to force a push, run crap hemorrhoid.

Or, you can run crap add $INSERT_MESSAGE_HERE to add custom messages to your message list.

crap update list downloads a fresh copy of the message list, with all of the new updates submitted by users.

crap update full will download the full message list and update the crap package.

If you want to push to a specific branch, run crap branch $LOCAL_NAME $REMOTE_NAME. For example, crap branch origin master

WEB API

You can add your messages to the master list by using the Heroku app! https://crappy-commit-server.herokuapp.com